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Kitchen Khaos


You’re the trod-upon servants of a king’s court, tasked with staging a fittingly grand feast for a grand event.

  • What is the big occasion?
  • Why is the court so uptight about it?

Unfortunately, preparations for the feast are dreadfully behind schedule, and the staff is now forced to throw together whatever it can manage at the last minute.

  • Why haven’t you had enough time to prepare for the feast?

Ask each player the following questions:

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  1. Dragonkin
  2. Dwarf
  3. Elf
  4. Halfling
  5. Human
  6. Orc